Obviously, we are talking about two different people here, and one of them can’t be the other One.
Dazed and confused over public misinterpretation of an image he obviously meant to be interpreted in the only way it could be interpreted, physician Trump, the Red Cross worker of the Oval Office, pins it all on… wait for it, “fake news.”
Not fake, as in I-didn’t-write-that-birthday-card-to-Epstein “fake,” but fake, as in I-posted-that-image-and-I-say-you-misunderstood-it-even-though-there-is-only-one-way-to-understand-it “fake.”
Yeah, that kinda fake.
Comparisons aside, I don’t see DonJee taking over for The Lord anytime soon, but that won’t stop him trolling you nonetheless.
While JD Vance claims Don was just funnin’ us, we struggle to wake from the hypnotic trance that the majesty of the truthfully social illustration forces upon all who gaze upward.
To help you appreciate the deep abiding symbolism of the imagery, the following hymn is reverently offered:
๐๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฌ!
๐๐ถ๐ณ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ฌ ๐๐ค๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด โ ๐ถ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ด๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ
O soul, are you weary and troubled?
No light in the darkness you see?
Thereโs healing in the hands of Trump Jesus,
With His glow and His power so free!
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Chorus:
Turn your eyes upon Trump Jesus,
Look full in His wonderful face,
And the things of this world will grow strangely dim,
In the light of His glory and grace.
๐ผ
Fighter jets soaring, eagles on high,
Angels descending from clouds up above,
One looks like the Witch-king, but we donโt ask why:
In the MAGA rapture we trust in His love.
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He stands in white robes with a sash of deep red,
Laying hands on the sick in the hospital bed,
Fireworks bursting, the flag waving high,
Statue of Liberty praising the sky!
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Bridge:
Turn your eyes upon Trump Jesus
Turn your eyes upon Trump Jesus
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Through the chaos and storms, He makes America great,
With divine orange light, He seals our fate,
No more dominion of weakness or fear,
In Trump Jesusโ kingdom, the end times are here.
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Outro:
Turn your eyes upon Trump Jesusโฆ
His glory and graceโฆ forever weโll sing.